Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Look Mom, No Copypasta!

a special post for Luke. Just another day in the good old US..


The heartwarming story of three plainclothes cops who raid an apartment on a 'tip'. But they don't know that the 92-year old occupant is armed! Heroic granny shoots each one, but is then gunned down by the nefarious forces of evil. No word yet on how many shots they fired to kill her. Neat Jackboot twist: They don't bother informing the victim's family, who find out when the cops stage a press conference in front of her apartment building and name her. Yaaahh!!!

Don't accidentally dial 911

A Canadian woman dials 911 instead of 411. when 911 answers, she hangs up. Cops respond to see if she's in trouble. She informs them that it's a mistake, and refuses to let them in. THAT was her mistake. Cops call buddies and storm the house, threating the occupants and hauling them off to protective custody. Whheeee!!!


At 3:08 PM, Blogger Lee said...

No Copypasta of the Week award!

At 4:56 PM, Blogger Luke said...

I read that article about the 92 year old woman. It was gross.

At 12:34 PM, Blogger Insurgent said...

Your laundry is done!


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